Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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