remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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