its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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