??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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