I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
did i walk over a car last night?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
