omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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