Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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