girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
we're so committed to being not committed
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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