do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just threw up on my dentist
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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