rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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