We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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