I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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