Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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