i jhust puked up my retainher.
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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