What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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