You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Bang-toberfest begins!!
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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