some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I think I just sharted jello shots
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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