I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
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