You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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