Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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