she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
i just google imaged poop.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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