If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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