I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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