8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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