Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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