All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
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