he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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