good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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