Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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