I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
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