feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
