I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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