come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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