omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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