I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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