Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I'm passing your future prison.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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