if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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