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i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
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