I want to stick my p in your. b.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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