Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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