Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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