Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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