Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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