Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
We need to rekindle our bromance
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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