So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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