Do you still have your period?
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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