So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
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