3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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