Need sex. Gaining weight.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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