Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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