doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Duck Duck Cougar?
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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