so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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