Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You have to summon your inner elephant
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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