Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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