Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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