we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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